sunkist-n-razorblades:

when will my reflection show who i am inside

sunkist-n-razorblades:

when will my reflection show who i am inside

metaknighty:

today a 4 foot tall freshman in an angry birds t shirt pushed me out of the way because he “has an honors class to get to move peasant” 

surreelust:

This is a t-shirt that you can actually buy if you roam around enough on the Internet.

surreelust:

This is a t-shirt that you can actually buy if you roam around enough on the Internet.

vinebox:

This dude really made his own vine as well

towongfoo:

vinebox:

IM WEAK

TEXRYCUVIBCUTYRXTEZ

"

You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

"
— Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x)
zillatamer:

unimpressedcats:

food? no… friend

I like how the hamster’s fear response is to just eat faster like
If I’m going to die, it should be with a full stomach.

zillatamer:

unimpressedcats:

food? no… friend

I like how the hamster’s fear response is to just eat faster like

If I’m going to die, it should be with a full stomach.

rad-cherries-and-ill-fires:

withmelancholy:

mainlyboredom:

hugging when two people have boobs is basically playing boob tetris.

titris

titris

songofages:

oprahsmom:

ejacutastic:

and here to your left we see society’s impossible to obtain standards for women

this makes me sick

I want to punch something.

mightfallin:

whirrring:

thetiredgames:

Dachshund U.N.

For three weekends, 47 Dachshunds, more commonly known as Sausage Dogs, will attempt to solve the world’s Human Rights issues.”

this was so fucking important

"And they still accomplished more than the actual U.N."

ameliacarina:

how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep

figurants:

some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe

borntosavethedoctor:

Gold and black + Doctor Who, requested by taiey