He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*
someone shouted “do it for the vine” at the train station earlier and i was afraid for my fucking life
I think I’ve found my new favorite picture.
well that’s the best news i’ve gotten all day
my obsession with harry potter has gotten a bit… riddikulus
harry potter puns? siriusly?
yep, dead sirius
i don’t understand shark movies i mean just get out of the water
we are a restaurant
how do i get over someone who i never dated
'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right
i don’t think brown eyes get enough love it’s always those blue and hazel fuckers that get the praise and attention. you’re too afraid to look me in the eyes and face the chocolate-y abyss.
i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress
once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”